tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post8651089006805389671..comments2023-10-31T08:35:06.883-04:00Comments on The House and I: The Townville TimesEGEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00413356156587831974noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-9257918887570006062008-07-22T21:01:00.000-04:002008-07-22T21:01:00.000-04:00I'll have whatever all of you are having... Smoke ...I'll have whatever all of you are having... Smoke 'em if you got 'em! To funny...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07106575629598303051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-4274779239270501542008-07-22T17:16:00.000-04:002008-07-22T17:16:00.000-04:00Nuh-UH! I love yours, and your invitation to join ...Nuh-UH! I love yours, and your invitation to join in was the highlight o' my day. We can do a little "After you, Alphonse," "No, after you, Gaston" dance here. Khurston's is wicked awesome, too. The whole rat puppetmaster-inside-police-hat thing was mighty, mighty.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-77605547596451033192008-07-22T16:41:00.000-04:002008-07-22T16:41:00.000-04:00Kim -- Welcome! At least, I don't think you've eve...Kim -- Welcome! At least, I don't think you've ever been here before. I'd think I would remember someone who goes by the screen name "pickle soup!"<BR/><BR/>Sparkle -- I bow before the master. Yours rock mine's butts. Or however one would apostrophize that sort of thing. Definitely not "butt's," that much I know.<BR/><BR/>Khurston -- Heh,heh, you said "droppings."EGEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00413356156587831974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-36192664082085832902008-07-22T10:59:00.000-04:002008-07-22T10:59:00.000-04:00Weymouth can’t take heat, gets out of kitchenWEYMO...Weymouth can’t take heat, gets out of kitchen<BR/><BR/>WEYMOUTH – Weymouth officials have no comment on rumors that the chief of police was a puppet being mastered by a rat hiding inside his police hat. <BR/>“It’s not uncommon for rodent droppings to be found in the trunks of police cars,” Mayor Sue Kay said in an e-mailed reply to a request for information. “It was the quantity of them that we found alarming.”<BR/>When asked for a comment, replacement Captain Brian Callahan said ”pieces of 8!” and asked for a cracker.Khurstonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07952271282107143936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-74825996731027540422008-07-22T10:24:00.000-04:002008-07-22T10:24:00.000-04:00HAR! I love it, EGE! Sure, I'll take a whack!Weymo...HAR! I love it, EGE! Sure, I'll take a whack!<BR/><BR/>Weymouth Police Chief “Punked”<BR/><BR/>WEYMOUTH – In a surprisingly playful move by Mayor Sue Kay and Captain Brian Callahan, Police Chief James Thomas was “punked” this week. On Monday morning, Leader of the force Captain “Gotcha” Callahan swiftly and abruptly whisked Thomas’s deluxe wheely chair away—unseating him—as Mayor Sue Kay, dressed in a leather teddy and garter belt relieved him of his gun and badge.<BR/><BR/>“I can neither confirm nor deny any reports of unseating and relieving,” Mayor Sue Kay said in an e-mailed reply to a request for information, mysteriously adding “ROFLMAO” just beneath the e-mail’s complimentary close.<BR/><BR/>Nor did officials confirm reports that the gun and badge were used for naughty photos. <BR/><BR/>Chief In Bed, Out of Job<BR/><BR/>WEYMOUTH – Weymouth officials remain tight-lipped about the rumor that Police Chief James Thomas has taken to his bed, deeply depressed about what he refers to as “This boring-ass Podunk backwater.”<BR/><BR/>Mayor Sue Kay confirmed that Captain Brian Callahan, the senior captain in the department, is significantly less depressed at the moment than Chief Thomas, and will act as interim chief. Kay refused to verify whether Thomas had been spending his days curled up in a fetal position beneath the station’s doughnut table.<BR/><BR/>"I'm afraid I can say nothing at this time," Kay said in an e-mailed reply to a request for comment. "He’s a nutcase. Wait. Did I just type that? Jesus, this town is getting to me. Wait. Did I just type that?"<BR/><BR/>With Kay now on administrative leave, this reporter could find no town spokesperson to confirm or deny whether Thomas had his gun and badge taken away some time in the endless days and nights before being placed on leave.Sparkle Plentyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05580457285524512613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-26425325967121412892008-07-22T10:11:00.000-04:002008-07-22T10:11:00.000-04:00I had never heard of the likes of "Townville" so I...I had never heard of the likes of "Townville" so I googled it. Thanks Townville for manufacturing the illustrious product Tang! <BR/><BR/>KimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-42587903601576247322008-07-22T09:12:00.000-04:002008-07-22T09:12:00.000-04:00OK in my defense, I read the article from the Glob...OK in my defense, I read the article from the Globe link as I did not realize you had included it on the blog. But Folks, there was a Chief Rodney Rumble once in Townville.suhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05508811675772814493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-6930346613987820342008-07-22T09:00:00.000-04:002008-07-22T09:00:00.000-04:00Jen -- ah go one, you're fabulous, try it! (PS I f...Jen -- ah go one, you're fabulous, try it! (PS I forgot about the skull bong challenge because last I checked no one had played, but now I see they have so I'll give it another day or so and get back to you).<BR/><BR/>Su -- Yeah, I realized that little uncertainty of phrasing and left it because the nebulosity amused me. But #2, um... you're not high already, are you?EGEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00413356156587831974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-53326426414778378932008-07-22T08:52:00.000-04:002008-07-22T08:52:00.000-04:00I have 2 things to say#1. Which 2 things was he r...I have 2 things to say<BR/>#1. Which 2 things was he relieved of the a)Gun and willy, b)Willy and badge or c)gun and badge?<BR/><BR/>And<BR/>#2 Rodney Rumble What a great name for the police chief!!!I bet that is why he got the job.suhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05508811675772814493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4189862499700338748.post-23691344045444708712008-07-22T08:27:00.000-04:002008-07-22T08:27:00.000-04:00When I read shit like this, and by "shit" I mean "...When I read shit like this, and by "shit" I mean "good writing", it reminds me that I suck at writing and I am surprised you would read me at all.<BR/>Hell no, Im not giving it a go! I dont like public embarrassment.<BR/>What I wanna know is what job you had that coined the phrase about skull bongs er somethin'.jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12168379927044859130noreply@blogger.com