Sunday, May 6, 2007

Abhorticulture At The AssVac

Do you have tulips in your yard? Or does a neighbor? Somebody must. Do me a favor and go out and look at them...

Okay? Got a picture in your head?

Now.

Mine look like this:





Pretty, eh?

And my photography skills aren't up to capturing the full nuances of color, the gentle browns and yellows around the edges of the leaves...

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3 comments:

  1. Maryam in MarrakeshMay 7, 2007 at 12:03:00 PM EDT

    Oh dear. Ahem, I know that this might seem like a highly intriguing idea, but have you thought about watering them?

    PS I am from Mass, too. But living in Marrakech. Makes perfect sense, right?

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  2. EGEMay 7, 2007 at 5:17:00 PM EDT

    Oh dear, erm... No. Honestly, the thought truly had not occurred to me. I thought tulips just came up and gave you happy colored kisses. (See? I told you I hated plants!) Water, you say? Okay, I'll try it...

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  3. AnonymousMay 9, 2007 at 9:25:00 PM EDT

    Oh, I could I be so stuoooopid, plants need waaaateerrrr.
    :)

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