Ahem, and Dawn

Okay, if you want the full experience you have to follow this link first (I don't care if you're at work, just do it!):
Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando.
Then, when the music's playing, come back here...

Hey pipes, what ya doin' down there?

All cacophone every night while I sleep right above you?

I can hear your music playin'

I can feel your hammer swayin'

The floor below me is new, you can blow me

I hate you.


Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Knock, knock, knock) Means I ought to tip it upways
If that doesn’t work (clink, clink) in the crawlspace I go


If you look in my window tonight

Notice the rope with the noose that's around my neck part

I’ve got a pipe-cleaner for you

Oh how badly I abhor you

I wish I were dreaming, for you'll break my steam-hammered heart


Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Bang, crash, slam) I tipped the f'ing thing upways

That didn't work (clink, stink) so in the crawlspace I go

It will be the junkyard for you

In my exhaustion I abhor you

If only I could dream – oh my head, that steam-hammered fart!


Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Bang, crash, slam) I tipped the f'ing thing upways
That didn't work (clink, stink) so...

In the craaaaawlspaaaaace I goooooo!


Later: The Land of Misfit Toys!