The House and I
oh jeesh hon, if she lost some weight would it go away like humans?
No no, you don't speek stoopid."She" doesn't have diabetes! That's why it's good news! See?She is also a he, incidentally. Not that it matters, since his he-bits were lopped off ages ago.
The above dialogue is funnier than the post!!
Glad to hear he doesn't "Haz no diabeteeez!" But kin he haz a cheezeberger?
He kin! Or, no, wait -- no he kint! Not if heez no gunna haz diabeeteez!
jeesh
today a book comes out about a cat and a cheezeburger
oh jeesh hon, if she lost some weight would it go away like humans?
ReplyDeleteNo no, you don't speek stoopid.
ReplyDelete"She" doesn't have diabetes! That's why it's good news! See?
She is also a he, incidentally. Not that it matters, since his he-bits were lopped off ages ago.
The above dialogue is funnier than the post!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear he doesn't "Haz no diabeteeez!" But kin he haz a cheezeberger?
ReplyDeleteHe kin! Or, no, wait -- no he kint! Not if heez no gunna haz diabeeteez!
ReplyDeletejeesh
ReplyDeletetoday a book comes out about a cat and a cheezeburger
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