Hummmm...I bet he wasn't using the safety glasses while sanding the drywall or installing the trim in the kitchen and reached in for the beer mug and there was too much drywall dust on the glasses and he couldnot find the mug so he took off the glasses to find the mug, needed a place for the glasses cause he needed another hand to pour the beer the forgot he placed the glasses next to the chicken and then decided it was just too dangerous for him to finish sanding without the glasses and....
More shocking is the Guiness glass in the cooler.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he was trying to be cool.
ReplyDeleteChris -- So he can have a frosty glass! Not for Guinness, of course. But he knows that if he keeps the good glass in the cupboard, I'll just break it.
ReplyDelete12 -- Aha! Good one! Boo, puns!
Hummmm...I bet he wasn't using the safety glasses while sanding the drywall or installing the trim in the kitchen and reached in for the beer mug and there was too much drywall dust on the glasses and he couldnot find the mug so he took off the glasses to find the mug, needed a place for the glasses cause he needed another hand to pour the beer the forgot he placed the glasses next to the chicken and then decided it was just too dangerous for him to finish sanding without the glasses and....
ReplyDeleteOh nevermind....that was my husband.
-jenni
I'm gonna go with "protecting his eyes from the attacks of miniature penguins while getting his beer glass" (note "his", not "her").
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I'm not drunk.