It's not about the house.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I'm Baaack!

Hey! Is anyone still out there?

Okay folks, here's the deal: I've left Johnny. For real, and for good. We're getting a divorce. It's in the process. I don't know yet what'll happen to the AssVac, but I've moved out of the hateful thing for good. Well, not really. Most of my stuff is still in the old cunt, and once in a good long while so am I. But for all intents and purposes I'm living in Mom's vacant cabin in the Maine woods for the summer, writing yet another book. And when it's done I'm moving to New York. If I have to wear a hot dog suit -- or a rubber skirt and fishnets -- and earn my living on street corners, I am moving to New York City by the end of the year.

I will say more -- much, much more -- about all of this in due time. But for now let it suffice to say that this is the reason I put the blog on hiatus for a while. Because the last time I posted here, I knew all this was coming but he didn't. Now he does.

Buckle your seatbelts, children. And stay tuned...


Cake not signed in said...

*buckles seat belt* Looking forward to the ride!!!


oldgreymare said...

I'm happy, I'm sorry, I'm sad, I'm.....well hell I don't know what I am.

I am the Mother of 2 children (OK young adults 19 and 24) now living in New York, so I sure get that.

Wow. I was trying to remember what people said to me when I announced I was getting divorced, and all I can remember was nothing sounded very right or

how about this? I'm sure it's been hard, I'm sure in many ways it is a relief, and I'm sure you'll be fine.

now...spill or do I have to wait for the book? ; }


Batgirl said...

Love you!

Jenni said...

You go EGE! Life is too short not to live out your dreams.

12ontheinside said...

Well that's something I should have expected - that's why my original blog went on hiatus.

Somehow I did it differently - I lost my blog in the custody battle, and I kept the old money pit house.

Here's hoping you won't need a hot dog suit. Those things are damned difficult to get off in a hurry if you need to pee.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Keep away from street corner prowling, but wear the rubber skirt and fishnets anyway! With a nice, tailored vintage suit jacket and a bowler hat. It's a damn good look.

Anonymous said...

I missed you. Glad you are back. Best of luck in Maine and NYC.