It's not about the house.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I'm Baaack!

Hey! Is anyone still out there?

Okay folks, here's the deal: I've left Johnny. For real, and for good. We're getting a divorce. It's in the process. I don't know yet what'll happen to the AssVac, but I've moved out of the hateful thing for good. Well, not really. Most of my stuff is still in the old cunt, and once in a good long while so am I. But for all intents and purposes I'm living in Mom's vacant cabin in the Maine woods for the summer, writing yet another book. And when it's done I'm moving to New York. If I have to wear a hot dog suit -- or a rubber skirt and fishnets -- and earn my living on street corners, I am moving to New York City by the end of the year.

I will say more -- much, much more -- about all of this in due time. But for now let it suffice to say that this is the reason I put the blog on hiatus for a while. Because the last time I posted here, I knew all this was coming but he didn't. Now he does.

Buckle your seatbelts, children. And stay tuned...