These Tubes Need an Enema!

I have a blog post done! I do! But the internet's all constipated!

It took me three days to write the damn thing, it's finally ready, and now stupid blogger won't let me upload the stupid picture that is the stupid punchline to the whole stupid thing!

Oh, sure, I could publish without it, but it would be nowhere near as funny. And trust me, I've been yawping into this yawning chasm for three years now, so excuse me but I think I know from funny.

As a matter of fact, while we wait for the internet's laxative to take effect, why don't I back up (so to speak) and take this opportunity to prove my yuck-yuck chops?

MY FIVE -- NO, WAIT, SIX! -- MY SIX FAVORITE POSTS OF ALL TIME! 
OR AT LEAST THE SIX I LIKED BEST THIS AFTERNOON BEFORE I GOT BORED LOOKING AT THEM ALL BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE OTHER STUPID POST FOR THREE DAYS AND I WANT OUT OF MY OFFICE ALREADY DAMMIT! 
PRESENTED IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!
EXCEPT PERHAPS A CIRCUMSTANTIAL TWO-PER-YEAR CHRONOLOGY!
AHEM!:

1. The first one. Paint colors and pills. It still stands up.

2. The Outie Show. Four boys and me in a tiny bedroom. How could it fail?

3. Sadie Hawk-up. Because it's coming 'round again! Plus, it reminds me of my mom.

4. There Will Be Tears. The election. I still love him, and I don't care what you say.

5. Jump Off the Roof, Maggie! Because which other post would you pick to represent the suck that was last year?

6. We Carry On. Because it's Teddy. And it's a different world since he's been gone.

Plus a bonus, because it's funny and because it popped up when I was on the hunt for #5!

ENJOY!!!