Dear Johnny,
I love you. But if you half-wrap a plum pit in toilet paper and throw it in the bathroom trash again, you'd best protect those plum-pits of your own.
I did not know what it was! And it did not look healthy!
Bleah!
Love,
EGE
P.S. I did not examine it closely enough to identify it. I freaked out and ran to the living room and asked him. He said "Plum pit!" as if it was the most normal thing in the world. I did not ask if he'd eaten the plum while actually sitting on the throne. Some things in marriage just have to remain a mystery.
4 comments:
Hey berate him for not composting it
I would just have torched the whole bathroom, no questions asked...
If I started postng the bathroom trash contents here... The readers would recreate the scene from "Stand By Me" when everyone started hurling all over everyone. 5 men live here, need I say more. There are more than plum pits in there...
Ew. I am sorry I read this and the disturbing comments while eating lunch.
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