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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

He's Baaack!


Bleah!


Please bear with me. Or raccoon with me. Or skunk.

No, no, wait -- don't skunk! I'm stinky enough these days as it is.

Here's a little game to play amongst yourselves while you wait for me to put the pieces of my scattered brain together once again. This a joke from a movie I watched a thousand times a hundred years ago. In the movie, the joke is never finished, and I've never managed to come up with a good punchline of my own. Got any bright ideas?

Naked blonde walks into a bar. She's got a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami in the other. Bartender says "Looks like you won't be needing a drink."

Naked lady says: ???

I've got a pig-rat here (and a few more silly things) for anyone who makes me laugh and jolts me off of the blank page I'm stuck on.

Help?

10 comments:

su said...

Not original but I thought it was funny
The naked lady says "I'd like a scredriver please."
The bartender says "Rough night?"
The naked lady replies "No, I just need to be loosen up."
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Khurston said...

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH SSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!

Amalie said...

Is that from Tootsie? I feel like I can just hear Bill Murray saying that one...

DonnaStaf said...

Breakfast Club! Not really answering the naked lady joke, but the scene in that movie when the teacher turns around and has that ass gasket toilet paper thing hangin out of his pants makes me ROAR every time I've seen it. All 800 times...

theotherbear said...

Oooh, I really want to know the punchline now. No, I need to.

LadyCiani said...

Naked lady says: "You should see the pig-rat."

Jenni said...

The blonde girl finds Johnny at his bar stool, hands him the salami and tells him to go clobber that nasty writer monster in your basement with it. Gesh...that nasty writer monster.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Oh, this truly sucks. I have joke block. I keep coming back and looking at it when I should be working, and still I come no closer to a punchline. JOKE BLOCK!

pork luck said...

This post of yours is making me crazy.. i have a feeling i'll be thinking about it for the next forty years and then on my death bed I'll yell out the punchline randomly..

Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff said...

Undoubtedly stupid and lame, but I had to take some type of stab...

Naked lady says: "No and I slipped the dog a roofie, though could you make a Martini for the salami. He likes to watch, but only when he's drunk."

Bartender says: "I know, it's the third time he's been in this week."