It's not about the house.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I'll Just Have A Sweet Roll

The lady whose house Johnny's working in this week told him that when she first met her husband, she knew she'd never marry him because his last name is Buns. That may sound shallow, but don't judge. She married him anyway, obviously, and now she's Mrs. Buns. But do you want to know what her first name is?


She had triplets last week. With a name like that, it wouldn't have felt right to have just one in the oven. I'm not sure, but I think they named 'em Sticky, Raisin, and Hot Cross.

His name is Harry.

At least, that's what I've decided to pretend.


LadyCiani said...

I laughed so hard I just snorted what I was drinking. Thanks!

pork luck said...


theotherbear said...

Seriously made me kack myself, that did.

I was only talking to someone at work today about a guy called Terry. His last name? Towel.

su said...

I graduated from HS with Candy Kane

EGE said...

LC -- You're welcome! Oh, were you being sarcastic?

PL -- I love when you giggle. It sound like Snidely Whiplash.

TOB -- I like Terry Towel, but what does kack mean? Poo?

Su -- I like Candy Kane!

I used to work at summer camp and had a camper once named Crystal Chandelier -- and a co-counselor named DeeDee Duda.