Sybil’s Crazy Wacky List of Folks In Her Subconscious

I was going to tell you which tune to sing it to, but I've decided that if you don't know or it's too hard, well then god, Jed, I don't even want to know you...

Sybil, Sybil Ann and Peggy Ann and Peggy Lou
Mike and Syd, Victoria and Mary, The Blonde too
Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconscious!
Though I know the sound of it
Makes me seem quite disgracious
I have read this book enough
To always sound sagacious
Of Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconscious!

Sybil, Sybil Ann and Peggy Ann and Peggy Lou
Mike and Syd, Victoria and Mary, The Blonde too
Because I was lazy to peek
The names the others had
I asked you folks to give a tweak
Tell me where I went bad
In just one day the blog had heard
The ones I didn’t know
You all came through like gangbusters
And this is how they go:

Oh, Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconscious!
Marjorie was Mommie-Dear’s
Vanessa, Ladyscot-ious
Clara came from Sparkle-P
You all are so audacious
With Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconscious!

Sybil, Sybil Ann and Peggy Ann and Peggy Lou
Mike and Syd, Victoria and Mary, The Blonde too
Khurston was right about the babe
Her name was really Ruth
Jen Pretty stuck Helen in there
She was one, that’s the truth
Charlie got Marcia but she spelled
It very slightly wrong
No one got Nancy, though, and now
We are done with this song!

Of Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconscious!
Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconscious!
Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconscious!
Sybil’s crazy wacky list of folks in her subconsciooooouuuuuus!