You Know What?

Screw this kid.

He was on Ellen while I climbed the stairmaster this morning, and I just so wanted to hop off and give him a monster atomic wedge right through the TV screen.

You have to play the video. You'll want to wedge him too.

And, judging from the dance he did at the end of his segment on the Ellen show, people are going to be wanting to wedge him for a good long time.

I tell you what, though: I googled him to find that link to put up there, and from what I saw...

I wish to hell I had his publicist!