Day 16, Part 2: Huh.

Turns out the reason you're supposed to wipe off the bleach is that when it dries it leaves this sheen of crystals all over the door. And water stains. Well, of course not water stains: bleach stains. But they're not bleachy at all. In fact, except for the crystals and the "water" stains, the darn thing doesn't look any different than it did two days ago.

I wiped it down with a rag just now and it's out there trying really hard to dry out and look okay by the time Johnny gets home.

I won't tell if you don't. Pinky swear? Maybe I should go out and blow on it...