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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Dental Damn

Did you know cholorform dissolves latex, just like vaseline does? Damn, there goes my weekend...

Here's how my day went: I got caught in traffic on the way home, and in the end I couldn't make it home to pee, so I pulled off at the grocery store -- because after a day like mine I figured I might as well pick up some beer while I was at it.

The toilet stall I chose (out of necessity, because one was gross and one was occupied) had pee all over the seat -- and I was glad. Because when I reached in for toilet paper to wipe it off, I realized there was no toilet paper.

So I spread my legs reaallyy wide and tapped my feet, because everybody knows that's the international symbol for "Hey baby, can you spare a square?"


I'm going to try to write now about the day I had, but I'm also trying to see how many beers I can drink before I pass out, so we'll see who wins.

5 comments:

charlie said...

In order:
1) I knew that
2) you deserve it
3) eww, how gross was stall one, if you chose pee-seat?
4) I didn't know that
5) you go girl

Khurston said...

heh guess the beers won since it thursday morning and there's no post about how your day went.

EGE said...

Actually, I heard from Courtney last night and spent all my time writing back to her. And this morning, so far, I've been busy doing other things. But I don't have to leave for work till 11:00, so I might have time to squeeze something out after I shower...

MD said...

Hmmm isn't that the interationally recognized signal that Craig pleaded guilty to in the restroom in an airport?
This is one of my personal pet peeves women don't want to sit on a toilet so they squat and pee all over the floor and the seat and then LEAVE it there.. Lafird clean up after yourselves so I can sit!
And how come you are all blue and I am black oh no Charlie is black too. ok

EGE said...

Blue means you registered a google account; black means you didn't -- I think...