A Philosophical Dilemma

IF Chuck (TFT) has not been starting lately, and...

IF I got stranded at the grocery store this morning, and...

IF I left my hated cell phone on the desk in my office, and...

IF I used my only quarters calling Johnny instead of AAA, and...

IF, when I got back to it, TFT started after all, and...

IF I decided to drive straight to the garage, but...

IF I remembered that I had some bags of groceries, so...

IF I went home first and left TT running in the driveway while Johnny and I emptied it and yelled at each other for a while, and...

IF he insisted that I wait to bring it to the garage until he called George to see if he could fix it, and...

IF George's cell phone died in the middle of the conversation, so we had no idea if he was coming out or not, and...

IF Johnny told me to just F take TFT to TF garage, but...

IF I decided to be the stubborn ass I am and I refused (I sure showed him), and...

IF I started cleaning my office instead (if only so as to find TF cell phone), and...

IF I was halfway through the job and sweating when the phone rang, and...

IF it was George, saying he'd be over to fix TFT as soon as he gets out of work...

THEN:

Do I have to put a bra on?