It's not about the house.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

A Philosophical Dilemma

IF Chuck (TFT) has not been starting lately, and...

IF I got stranded at the grocery store this morning, and...

IF I left my hated cell phone on the desk in my office, and...

IF I used my only quarters calling Johnny instead of AAA, and...

IF, when I got back to it, TFT started after all, and...

IF I decided to drive straight to the garage, but...

IF I remembered that I had some bags of groceries, so...

IF I went home first and left TT running in the driveway while Johnny and I emptied it and yelled at each other for a while, and...

IF he insisted that I wait to bring it to the garage until he called George to see if he could fix it, and...

IF George's cell phone died in the middle of the conversation, so we had no idea if he was coming out or not, and...

IF Johnny told me to just F take TFT to TF garage, but...

IF I decided to be the stubborn ass I am and I refused (I sure showed him), and...

IF I started cleaning my office instead (if only so as to find TF cell phone), and...

IF I was halfway through the job and sweating when the phone rang, and...

IF it was George, saying he'd be over to fix TFT as soon as he gets out of work...

THEN:

Do I have to put a bra on?

4 comments:

Sandy & Michael said...

definitely not :)

Charlie said...

IF I read you post while half asleep, and...
IF I was drinking water at the same time, and...
IF it was bubble water, and
IF I laughed, and...
IF I snarfed the water, and...
IF it got on my computer, and...
IF I had put the bottle of water on the floor, and...
IF I knocked it over...

THEN:

What color should i paint my toes?

Leslie said...

*chokewheeze*

IF I'm insomaniacle, and
IF I'm stuck in a hotel room in bumtruck NY, and
IF I'm farting around looking at wedding and other "cheer me up" sites, and
IF I'm drinking a Barcardi "Mojito", and
IF I start to take a large gulp, and
IF I then read this post...

Then

will I
(a) snort the mojito out my nose,
(b) wake a snoring V with my snorts,
(c) almost pee myself from laughter, or
(d) all of the above?

MD said...

Ege... no
Charlie...Blue
Leslie...... Puleaze do not waste the mojito!