Okay, if you want the full experience you have to follow this link first (I don't care if you're at work, just do it!):
Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando.
Then, when the music's playing, come back here...
Hey pipes, what ya doin' down there?
All cacophone every night while I sleep right above you?
I can hear your music playin'
I can feel your hammer swayin'
The floor below me is new, you can blow me
I hate you.
Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Knock, knock, knock) Means I ought to tip it upways
If that doesn’t work (clink, clink) in the crawlspace I go
If you look in my window tonight
Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Knock, knock, knock) Means I ought to tip it upways
If that doesn’t work (clink, clink) in the crawlspace I go
If you look in my window tonight
Notice the rope with the noose that's around my neck part
I’ve got a pipe-cleaner for you
Oh how badly I abhor you
I wish I were dreaming, for you'll break my steam-hammered heart
Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Bang, crash, slam) I tipped the f'ing thing upways
Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Bang, crash, slam) I tipped the f'ing thing upways
That didn't work (clink, stink) so in the crawlspace I go
It will be the junkyard for you
It will be the junkyard for you
In my exhaustion I abhor you
If only I could dream – oh my head, that steam-hammered fart!
Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Bang, crash, slam) I tipped the f'ing thing upways
That didn't work (clink, stink) so...
In the craaaaawlspaaaaace I goooooo!
Later: The Land of Misfit Toys!
Oh, my bleaders
Fifteen times you commented cuz you love me
Bangs on the pipe – the solutions you know
Oh, my bleaders
(Bang, crash, slam) I tipped the f'ing thing upways
That didn't work (clink, stink) so...
In the craaaaawlspaaaaace I goooooo!
Later: The Land of Misfit Toys!
2 comments:
You. Are one goofy broad!
Well I wasn't going to download the rhapsody music player so V and I just hummed it to ourselves as we read.
You crack me up.
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