...have not exactly hung the curtain rod yet.
I, um, spent the last three hours eating pumpkin bread and watching reruns of The Real World and America's Next Top Model and reading Esquire magazine.
This whole laying-around-the-house thing is a hard habit to break. Too bad my ankle's mostly better so I no longer have an excuse.
Maybe I should sprain something else.
Ow.
I think I sprained my euphemism.
Yeah, well, I dare you to prove I didn't.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
I, Um...
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Funny. Because I spent most Saturday eating pumpkin bread and watching America's Next Top Model reruns. And, I hate Tyra Banks.
But I love me some Esquire. And, do you know why? I'll just tell you: My boyfriend, Chuck Klosterman, he writes coded notes to me in his articles. They say things like "I love you jen" and "lets have a conversation about how we could care less about stuff". And then we make out.
Move to another country, where you don't know anyone. For the first time in my life, I know who people mean when they talk about some guy on that dance contest show. Only, we're a whole season behind here...just about to get the Top Model from, uh...two years ago?
I never watched Top Model, EVER, until about a month ago. And then it was one of those nothing-else-on times and maybe I was sick or something. But I'm fascinated with it now. Maybe it's the uber-geeky fat girl in me, but the idea that these girls don't think they're pretty, that modelling is actually (gasp) work, that you can be pretty and still be bad at it -- and seriously, compared to other shows, they're really not that bitchy. Fascinating. It's like an anthropology course I can take in my pyjamas and there's no test after. Which also explains why I can watch entire seasons in marathon sessions and the only model I will ever recognize from it is the one that married Peter Brady. Or did she marry Peter Brady? Whatever happened with that whole thing, anyway? Not that I watched that show or anything...
Oh yeah, I got distracted (which is SO unlinke me). I meant to say:
Jen: Have you read this month's yet? He says he wants you to send him pumpkin bread. (I have a secret decoder ring leftover from my secret agent days)
And Steph: Oh no! The dance contest show! You know what I just found out? MOST popular show in America. Never seen it myself. You should watch Pushing Daisies. I hear you can get it on line...
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