Eight-Letter Creaks

You all make me laugh! I was thinking "backache" but I like all of the suggestions offered up on my last post.

Herewith: A Prose Poem On The Subject Of Old Age (Eight-Letter Words For)

senility
decrepit
creeeaky
battered
totterin
diseased
malaised
obsolete
primeval
Dementia
serenity
my original thought, which was: Backache
and my new favorite word, which is: blooey-ed

I'm going to patch the closet. Wish me luck...