Johnny caught me wearing the shoes.
"Why are you wearing those stupid things?" he said. And then he took a picture of my feet.
But he doesn't understand about the delay in the digital camera, so the picture he took is actually of the bottom of my chair.
I think that might be my left foot there in the shadows -- but that doesn't make me Christy Brown or anything. Who, by the way, Johnny used to know back in the day in Dublin, and who was apparently such a drunken fuck, they used to push him out to the sidewalk in his wheelchair and leave him there when he got too annoying.
I don't know if I've said this yet about the man I love, but he's not big. When I stand up in these shoes, the top of his head comes to about the bottom of my armpit.
He says: "When we go to a wedding or something, when you wear these shoes, what are we gonna look like?"
And I say: "Like a big red-hot mama and the man she loves."
I don't know if I've said this yet about the man I love, but he's not big. When I stand up in these shoes, the top of his head comes to about the bottom of my armpit.
He says: "When we go to a wedding or something, when you wear these shoes, what are we gonna look like?"
And I say: "Like a big red-hot mama and the man she loves."
Kidding. Kidding! Jeez...
3 comments:
So YOU need to take a pic of yourself in your hot new shoes.
And just to let you know, every time you post a pic of Hot Dirty Guy I seriously consider switching sides but I think you probably could kick my butt so I'll stay on this side and monogamous and leave him to you.
I LOVE the shoes.
You should wear them all the time and with everything (except maybe the socks you were talking about :)
loving the shoes just bought a pair exactly like them reduced from 150 euro to 50 euro(which is about 65dolars).there black and they go with absolutely everything. i was so excited when i bought mine. shoes that hot should be worn all the time
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