Tara's Poem

Misanthropic I am not
(or, okay, maybe just a spot).
There are things about the Pack,
Brattish as I am, I lack.
I absorb their indiscretion
But not their laissez-faire direction.
The Breakfast Club defined my youth
(perhaps that's why I'm so uncouth),
But Tara's too -- uncouth, that is --
For recognizing Bender's biz.
(I've never even read Moliere
but I referenced his ass up there...)