It's not about the house.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

NOOOOOO....!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
hot guy who likes sweating and gettin' dirty with other men = GAY! hello? you can't have him. he's mine, mine, mine


Just for that, I'm listening to Ferron.

Today, I am an angry lesbian.

After that, I don't care if my Mikey is a big gay homosexual. He makes my teeth sweat anyway.

But Anonymous? Girlfriend? I'm hatin' you.

5 comments:

Muskego Jeff said...

Time to break out the 4 Non Blondes.

Also, isn't "gay homosexual" a little redundant? Or does that mean he's sooo gay that even gay guys look at him and say "Um, tone it down a little please."

Khurston said...

But he was an eagle scout! Well known for their nonacceptance of the homosexual (see Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t for a great demo of how long it takes straight vs gays to set up a campsite).

Janice said...

thanks for the link!

EGE said...

Dear Jeff -- fabu on the 4 Non-Blondes idea! I should've thought of them. But I don't think "big gay homosexual" is redundant at all, I don't think.

Khurston -- you're right. He WAS and Eagle Scout. Therefore he CAN'T be gay. Phew.

And Janice (a.k.a. Nana) -- you're welcome! Thanks for mine!

Georgetown House said...

Oh please, I really am a lesbian in real life (as opposed to playing one on tv), and even I think that Mike is totally doable!! He's even on my "freebie" list!!

Do you and the hubby have a "freebie" list? They're very convenient for otherwise monogamous relationships. Basically you each get to name some celebrity type folks who, if given the chance, you can boff to your ::ahem:: heart's content without any marriage penalty. I just seem to be one of the very few people on the planet (including most gay men and straight women I know) who doesn't have Angelina Jolie on my list. My honey does, though, of course.

(watch out - I'll probably being doing a lot of commenting on old posts since I haven't been online in forever so I'm just catching up!)